Gender Equality
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A person with a vagina is not the property of a person with a penis.
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Your daughter’s hymen is not a commodity to be bartered off to the highest bidder.
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Men and women are equal in all things – except for the ability to create elitist, patriarchal, sexist, bigoted, genital-mutilating religions, in which men have far superior skill.
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Ignore Deuteronomy 22.28-29. I don’t know what the old man was thinking with that one.
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Menstrual blood will not hurt you, I promise.
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Menstrual blood will also not affect one’s ability to think, vote, drive, or inherit property.
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My father’s gift of free will really does mean that women aren’t obligated to become wives or mothers.
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Therefore He doesn’t like it when people call them godless femi-Nazi dykes.
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My father did not creat Adam first and then Eve; it was the other way around. This will become evident in a couple thousand years when you discover that all of you begin life in the womb as a female. Really, why do you think my father gave men nipples and a little nonfunctional uterus on the top of their prostate gland?
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Oh, and women can speak in church all they want, Paul.
