O’Reilly did a segment on the Netherlands, touting it as a “secular-progressive” Disneyland, with legalized drugs and prostitution. This, old Bill says, is what will become of America if the liberals take over. He points out that secular-progressives of America use the Netherlands as a good example of why this philosophy works.
Of course, O’Reilly and his ilk use the Netherlands as a good example of why a permissive culture doesn’t work.And the best he can come up with is that organized crime has a big foothold there. That’s it. He just sat there and listened to the statistics: the Netherlands has a much lower crime rate, murder rate, rate of incarceration, etc., but hey, that’s all inconsequential, because organized crime is there.
What exactly does that mean? Organized crime or not, the Netherlands still has much lower crime rates than America. So what does this information mean? Nothing. Of course, we get an anecdotal story about thugs hanging around seedy districts menacing schoolchildren.
This is how Bill O’Reilly operates: All the statistics say that the Netherlands is a virtual paradise compared to America when it comes to crime rates, and he gives us anecdotes and meaningless asides.
(Please not that I’m not saying the Netherlands is a better place to live than America, nor am I necessarily an advocate of their society; I’m simply stating the obvious: their permissive culture is clearly not leading to a breakdown of morals and polite society, as people like O’Reilly would have us believe.)
The funniest part, however, was when his guest Gretchen Carlson pointed out that despite legalized marijuana in the Netherlands, a higher percentage of Americans smoke it or have tried it (40% of Americas to 26% of Dutch). That would seem like a powerful argument that legalizing marijuana does not necessarily lead to more smokers, right? But what did O’Reilly say? “Oh, but they do their statistics differently over there, and the Netherlands has a much smaller base.”
A smaller base? Yeah, that’s why Ms. Carlson said percentage, you pinhead. Not the number of Dutch potheads as opposed to the number of American potheads; the percentage. And the Dutch report their statistics differently? Please explain, Mr. O’Reilly, how the Ditch alter their statistics to fit your traditional Christian worldview. I’m sure you’ll come up with something.
How do Canadians handle their statistics? Because in Canada, where marijuana is largely decriminalized, you find the same result: A lower percentage of Canadians have smoked pot than Americans.
It’s very common, O’Reilly. It’s nothing of which to be ashamed. Every human on the planet is prone to this most common of logical fallacies. We all tend to find a hypothesis, stick to it, and look for ways to vindicate it while ignoring things that might contradict it.