If you think it’s hard to get kids to read, imagine how it is when it’s convicts we’re talking about. Even when they do actually read, it’s generally chaff like a John Grisham novel, which in my view is exactly the same as watching Boston Legal or a random sitcom. Don’t get me wrong; I watch my own share of mindless entertainment on television – and that’s why pretty much every book I read is either nonfiction or at least a bit more substantive than the latest Dean Koontz thriller.
In prison, though, there’s one sure way to get an inmate to consume books like crazy: Throw him in the Hole. In segregation, there’s literally nothing to do. If you want to experience what it’s like to have your leg muscles atrophy without getting paralyzed or going into a coma, spend some time in the Hole. But you can get books eventually, and further, every cell comes equipped with a Bible. You’d be surprised how even all the “begats” and other mind-numbing nonsense in the Old Testament becomes an interesting read in this situation.
But honestly, is this really the best we can do to help inmates? The Bible is long on fortune-cookie platitudes, but it doesn’t teach you how to think for yourself, how to reason, or how to look at a situation critically. Every single one of us in here knows the difference between good behavior and bad behavior. We don’t need the Bible to tell us what’s right and wrong; we already know. The problem is that most of us can’t think about ourselves and our actions rationally. The Bible – and reliance on any faith-based morality – is part of the problem in this case.
Not only that, but most inmates simply don’t give a shit about the Bible, Jesus, or Christianity. They think it’s weak. They think the Christian services are a haven for sissies and child molesters. I’m not saying this to be spiteful; it’s the truth. Do you think inmates really join Wicca and Asatru groups because they find spiritual fulfillment? On the same token, why do you think a radical form of Islam has such popularity in prison?
So here’s what we need. Give inmates some serious reading that’s three things: entertaining, not sissified, and exceedingly instructive in morality and reason. Give them Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. Seriously, put a copy in every cell in the Hole, and I swear you’ll have guys coming out of seg saying, “That book changed my lie.” I’m told there’s an Ayn Rand Foundation, or a Center for the Advancement of Objectivism…I wonder if they could fund something like this? Try it out in the prisons of one state. Advance objectivism in the prison population – we need help more than anyone.
I’m not going to get mushy about how much reading that book meant to me, how much it helped this convicted murderer. I suppose the best I can say is that Atlas Shruggedis necessary. That’s the most descriptive word for it. Everyone must experience this book for themselves, period. And that way, rather than inmates walking around asking what Jesus would do, they’d be asking, “Who is John Galt?”