On the show A Double Shot at Love, bisexual twin sisters Rikki and Vikki Ikki (that’s not a typo), are screening a houseful of straight men and gay women for MTV’s latest take on the reality dating genre. The very premise of the show is enough to have conservatives bleating about the erosion of morals in America. But there was a traditional guy on the show, at least for an episode or two. This genius signed up for a reality show in which the object is to woo a pair of bisexual girls, and then had the temerity to tell them to their face that he disagrees with gay marriage because it’s comparable to someone marrying a dog.
There’s no better way to get into a girl’s pants than saying that her sexual preference is akin to bestiality. I mean Christ, what was he even doing on the show? He might as well have worn a tee shirt saying, “Bisexual chicks are okay to fuck and watch in pornos, but they’re bad for society.” Needless to say, his honesty didn’t impress the Ikki twins; they gave him the boot soon afterwards.
Here’s what’s funny to me: This jackass, this hypocrite who probably can’t even spell “hypocrite,” made the exact same argument against gay marriage that most every conservative I see on TV makes. Take Bill O’Reilly (perhaps not a conservative, though certainly a guy with traditional values) for example. The entirety of his objection to gay marriage appears to be the slippery slope: If we let gays get married it would open the door for people who want to marry animals and similar nonsense.
Why is it that so many people who oppose gay marriage are terrified of the slippery slope? Do they honestly think it’s a strong argument, or is it simply all they have to cling to? Perhaps if they live in a world of authoritative moral certainty, they can’t stomach the thought of actually making a stand. Those of us who attempt to let reason guide us welcome the slippery slope. We don’t mind it because we understand that morality is about choice, not about adherence to authority or tradition.
So the conservatives criticize gay marriage. They sentence bisexuals, transgenders, and homosexuals to social isolation at best and hell at worst. They hide their distaste for certain behavior by claiming that it’s “bad for society.” They continuously shake their head s in disgust at shows like A Double Shot at Love.
Here’s a new reason for them to dislike that show: It highlighted how absurd and childish their argument against gay marriage is. A wonderfully concise indictment of their position was made by a couple of bisexual twin girls voting an idiot out of a reality show house – an idiot who is the intellectual peer of Bill O’Reilly and others who oppose gay marriage. The Ikki twins get major cool points for showing more class and aplomb in this issue than their so-called moral critics ever have.